Total Medals Earned: 38 (From 7 different games.) Total Medal Score: 325 Points
Medals Earned: 3/21 (30/210 points)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/55 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/145 points)
Medals Earned: 3/20 (40/395 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/100 points)
Medals Earned: 28/54 (185/480 points)
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jump 7 times (i <3 u dogl)
beat the game
Collect "PIGS" for the first time.
Kill the flying pig!
Follow Deathink!
Complete 15 levels.
Complete 29 levels.
Start the game for the first time.
Beat Week 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Get freaky on a Friday.
Beat Tutorial in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 2 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 3 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 4 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 5 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 6 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 7 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Weekend 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty) and unlock Pico as a playable character in Freeplay.
Press TAB in Freeplay and unlock your first character.
Beat any Pico remix in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Beat Stress (Pico Mix) in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Earn a Loss rating on any song (on any difficulty).
Earn a Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Beat any Erect remix in Freeplay on Erect or Nightmare difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Nightmare difficulty.
Beat the game on normal mode.
Unlock 6 pastries.
Unlock all of the pastries.
Serve 283 pastries in Infinite Mode.
Beat the game on hard mode.
Serve 100 pastries in Infinite Mode.
Find the White Book
Find the Black Book
Find the Fangs
Find the Holy Water
Find the Red Book
Win Game
write 5 books
play 100 in-game weeks
play 50 in-game weeks
enter your name
buy a bus pass
have charisma of 10
have charisma of 5
have humour of 10
have humour of 5
have intelligence of 10
have intelligence of 5
write a book with a quality of 10 or more
write a book with a quality of 5 or more
have research of 10
have research of 5
self publish a book
have style of 10
have style of 5
buy a tent
buy a typewriter
have vocabulary of 10
have vocabulary of 5
have wit of 10
have wit of 5
buy a computer
buy a laptop
write a book with a quality of 25 or more
have $5000
use a publisher
have $10000
write 25 books
play 250 in-game weeks
write 50 books
play 500 in-game week
buy an apartment
buy a car
have charisma of 20
have charisma of 30
have humour of 20
have humour of 30
have intelligence of 20
have intelligence of 30
have research of 20
have research of 30
have style of 20
have style of 30
have vocabulary of 20
have vocabulary of 30
have wit of 20
have wit of 30
write 100 books
buy a fancy apartment
buy a fancy car
